25 of the Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time 
The 25 of the Funniest Quotes from Comedic Films: Lines That Never Fail to Crack Us Up
Laughter is the heart of comedy, and these quotes from comedic films are pure gold. Here’s a countdown of the 25 funniest lines that have us quoting them in group chats and random moments. Let’s get to it.
25. “I’m kind of a big deal.”
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
24. “It’s just a flesh wound!”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
23. “I’ll have what she’s having.”
When Harry Met Sally (1989)
22. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
Airplane! (1980)
21. “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
The Princess Bride (1987)
20. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!”
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
19. “This one time, at band camp…”
American Pie (1999)
18. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
The Princess Bride (1987)
17. “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
Animal House (1978)
16. “As if!”
Clueless (1995)
15. “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
The Princess Bride (1987)
14. “That’s what she said.”
Wayne’s World (1992)
13. “I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me.”
The Big Lebowski (1998)
12. “We’re on a mission from God.”
The Blues Brothers (1980)
11. “You’re killing me, Smalls!”
The Sandlot (1993)
10. “I’m picking out a Thermos for you.”
The Jerk (1979)
9. “These go to eleven.”
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
8. “I love lamp.”
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
7. “Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)
6. “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Clerks (1994)
5. “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
Airplane! (1980)
4. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance.”
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
3. “He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”
Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979)
2. “I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!”
Spaceballs (1987)
1. “Surely you can’t be serious?” “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
Airplane! (1980)